Upon hearing of Ken Lay's death, my immediate, spontaneous reaction was, "Wow. This aplomb, this administrative wizardry; these are the subtle machinations of evil genius! Richard Nixon could only dream of carrying off this sort of coup!"
If one reserves one's spot in hell early, is there any chance of an aisle seat? Business class upgrade? Extra red-hots?
Is it wrong that I read that and thought, "ooh! Red Hots!"?
Posted by: Emily | July 06, 2006 at 08:18 AM