If your eyelashes are naturally long and dark, save mascara for the desperate days following sleepless nights. Then, everyone will be so busy wondering whether you're a hooker that they won't even notice your soulless expression, the proliferation of fine lines, your chalky complexion, or the cavernous dark undereye circles.
Red lipstick helps, too.
Stop it, Laris. You're getting me bothered.
Posted by: George | June 28, 2006 at 07:37 PM