Me: Thank you for calling Bookstore, this is Laris, how may I help you?
Phone Dude: Uh...yeah. You're holding some books for me. What are they?
Confused twentysomething guy: Hi. I'm looking for a book about a talking backhoe and a girl named Mary Ann.
Sorority girl: Do you, have, like, a cafe here?
Me: Yes. It's upstairs.
Sorority girl: Does it serve lattes?
Me: Yesssss.
Sorority girl: And, like, coffee?
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Posted by: slowgirl | May 16, 2006 at 04:11 PM