Q: I'm a guy. Tonight, I'm going on a date. I've been flirting somewhat ineffectively with this woman for approximately a month, and it's finally time for me to make my move! Let's say that things go well beyond the scope of my wildest dreams, and I manage to lure her back to my apartment. Probably with chocolate. What could I say or do to transform the evening's climate from "pleasant" to "awkward, blunder-filled morass" in less than ten seconds?
A: After the second or third kiss, but prior to the removal of any clothing, pull back and say, without an iota of levity, "You know, I'm not going to have sex with you." Wait for stares of jaw-dropping horror.
Trust me.
see, that just keeps getting funnier, especially since i know the guy you're speaking of...
Posted by: A. Nahnemus | May 23, 2006 at 03:07 PM