Have you heard about the Vice-President's weekend exploits? I can't help but want to memorialize these events by setting them to verse. Perhaps something to the tune of "Froggy Went A-Courtin'"
Cheney went a-huntin' and he did shoot,
Cheney went a huntin' and he did shoot,
Cheney went a-huntin' and he did shoot,
A billionaire attorney in a million dollar suit.
He had to know he made a great big boner,
He had to know he made a great big boner,
He had to know he made a great big boner,
'Cause he went and gunned down his very own donor.
Even though he didn't have no bad intent,
Even though he didn't have no bad intent,
Even though he didn't have no bad intent,
He'll prob'ly be in big, big trouble with the President.
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