Britney only wore this dress because she intended to perform a heartfelt modern interpretive dance. Sadly, the paparazzi were so focused on her driving, and on ensuring that she properly secured her beverage in the appropriate plastic cupholder restraining device, that no one paid any attention to her art.
"I'm a zebra! I'm a zebra! I'm a zebra, frolicking in a meadow of poppies!"
Man!!She's got WAAAYYY too much back fat to be wearing that dress. Oh, yes...and NO TALENT!
Posted by: wordgirl | February 16, 2006 at 10:13 PM