During my first year of law school, I went through an unfortunate stage now referenced as the "Angel of Death period." Over the course of about nine months, I was nailed by a line drive at a baseball game, had surgery to remove my gallbladder, fell in the law school cafeteria (lacerating my hand on a shard of glass and requiring medical attention so I could be glued back together a la Humpty Dumpty, albeit more successfully and without the involvement of either the king's horses OR his men), and was hit by a car while running.
And yet, even during my darkest days, I saw the inside of the ER less frequently than Lindsay Lohan. This time, the story is that La Lohan sliced her leg open on a shattered teacup after a shower at Brian Adams' mansion. Someone seems to have advised Dina Lohan that detailed fabrications explanations are the most credible. And while we might have bought the allegation that a "shower" was involved and that there was "lotion" present, I don't think any of us are ready to make the enormous mental leaps required to envision Lindsay sipping tea, at any time of day.
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