ESPN reports that next week, after the BCS matchups are announced, a House subcommittee will convene to investigate the "deeply flawed" calculation formula. Again.
And, hey, guess what! They'll probably have to get lots of super-duper-famous football stars to come and testify! For the sake of veracity, naturally. To hear all the sides of the story. Every angle. No stone left unturned! And, you know, SOMEONE will have to take those football stars to lunch. And get their autographs. For the kids! Someone...on the committee. Because they'd be OFFENDED if it wasn't someone on the committee!
It's not the first time Congress has tried to snag some facetime with the giants of the gridiron or the heroes of October; it won't be the last. I have to wonder, though, whether these particular hearings might be an attempt to mitigate the colossal envy over John Roberts and the gang snagging an appearance by Anna Nicole Smith.
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