Please Pass The Nachos

...because I need something to sop up all this cheese.  Based on this interview, it's a snap to imagine the personal ad Nick Lachey will be writing a few weeks from now:

Let Me Be Your Prince Charming

Sensitive, soulful, caring 32-y-o DWM seeks zaftig yet svelte (DD cups and a 22 inch waist are pluses!) young, naive, and virginal SWF for deeply intense and meaningful relationship.  I like to work hard and play harder!  I'm a true romantic who hates games.  I have rock-hard abs and a soft, soft heart, and, most importantly, I'm not afraid to cry when your beauty overwhelms me.  My best-kept secret is that I'm a shy, subdued gentleman who's craving a woman I can shower with love, adoration, and affection.  And rose petals!  In our fairy tale of love, I'll guarantee that you'll feel like Cinderella during your every waking hour ... just as long as you let me try on the glass slippers after the lights are out.

Comments

[sage]

Last night on the train I saw a stupid movie about personal ads--one light spot was when the girl in question answered an ad for a charming youthful 50something and it turned out to be her 70 year old father.... Stopped in from Michele's.

[Ivy]

Thats really funny!

Happy early birthday! My dad's birthday is next friday as well!
I'll be 26 on the 31st of the month..

Thanks for visiting my site!

[shane]

I hope his newfound princess turns out to be a transexual with some extra luggage.

did i say that Michelle sent me?

[Courtney]

Gag. Although, maybe his new princess will know the difference between chicken and tuna.

[Carmi]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Nick's long-extented 15 minutes of fame will soon be over. Jessica's, too. Enough of both of them.

[OldOldLady Of The Hills]

I have never understood THEIR Celebrity...I feel like I must have been on another planet for a while and so I missed WHY both these people are famous????

Here from Michele this morning!